i am, as the poets say, a mess
- We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.
- Hey humans, you sound nice.
- Haha thanks. You should come over :)
- Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.
- Aww damn. SO what are you doing?
- Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?
- But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
